Pork Slider.

The pig occupies a quiver position somewhere between an egg and a log. Built for full-styling, these things will handle most surf under 8-feet and are meant to be ridden with flair to spare. Think Dora slide-slipping through the Malibu crowd.

“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.”

—George Bernard Shaw